. . . or, perhaps, someone who enjoys "Gardening at Night . . ."
Regardless -- while it would be inappropriate to prematurely share the great stuff I've done to revamp my indestructible, back-up, beater, do-everything, urban assault bike before properly walking you through my compelling bikeography -- I just can't resist the urge to build up your anticipation of what's to come! Aren't you excited? I sure am!
As a final teaser, this is what my beater looked like, brand new, back in 1990:
It, umm, doesn't much resemble it's former, catalog-worthy, pristine glory anymore . . .